Clint Eastwood To fall in love is awfully simple but to fall out of love is simply awful. When a newly married man looks happy we know why.
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Quotes about love and marriage funny. Humor is like spice. A happier man loves the girl he marries anonymous. Honest and Funny Thoughts on Love and Marriage from Kids Whatever you may look like marry a man your own age – as your beauty fades so will his eyesight.
Love is one long sweet dream and marriage is the alarm clock. And life is a little weird. I think I woke up screaming.
A happy marriage has in it all the pleasures of friendships all the enjoyment of sense and reason and indeed all the sweets of life Joseph Addison A happy man marries the girl he loves. Love is blind but marriage is a real eye-opener. 40 Iconic Antiques and What Theyre Worth Now 40 Funny Happy Marriage Quotes to Last Until Death Do You Part A successful marriage requires falling.
But when a ten-year married man looks happy we wonder why. Never ever discount the idea of marriage. Best collection of most funny quotes about love and marriage and relationships to take you on a witty ride.
Arent getting us incorrect we love a intimate estimate about love and wedding but often excessively relationship will get just a little soppy. You have to give off signals sort of like an amateur radio operator. Its so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life Rita Rudner Keep your eyes wide open before marriage half shut afterwards Benjamin Franklin Marriage is like trading in the adoration of many for the sarcasm of one Mae West.
Love is fun but it is not going to pay. Poking fun at love or marriage can be a dangerous proposition when youre making a joke in the presence of your loved one. The key is the right amount Use a humorous quote to.
Insert one of these brilliant quotes that are funny love and wedding to obtain an assured giggle. I had a dream that i still loved you. Funny Marriage Quotes I love being married.
Here are my top 25 funny marriage quotes and wedding sayings not ranked. Helen Gurley Brown. I know theyre around here somewhere.
Love doesnt drop on you unexpectedly. They say marriages are made in Heaven. I married for love but the obvious side benefit of having someone around to find my glasses cannot be ignored.
It is why we reckon it certainly is an idea that is good toss some funny quotes in to the mix. And when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours we join up with them and fall into mutually satisfying weirdnessand call it lovetrue love Robert Fulgham American author. To keep your marriage brimming with love in the wedding cup whenever youre wrong admit it.
If these funny. Whenever youre right shut up Ogden Nash If it is true that there are as many minds as there are heads then there are as many kinds of love as there are hearts. The right amount can make a delicacy out of a bland meal.
Sure someone might tell you that marriage is just a piece of paper. But so is thunder and lightning.