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If girls always treated each other like we do when were drunk in the girls bathroom then the world would be a much happier place. The rest cheat in Europe. Yoda from Star Wars.
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By the time a man realizes that his father was right he has a son who thinks hes wrong Charles Wadsworth. To me drink responsibly means dont spill it. Marriage does not only require you to deal with expenses and the toilet seat you also have to deal with feelings and the last resort the lawyers.
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You love animals but you eat them. 29 Whats the difference between a boyfriend and a husband. It all depends on what you put into it.
Life is full of disappointments and I just added you to the list. You sir are the human version of period cramps. You live learn and upgrade.
They say marriages are made in Heaven. Monogamy is the same. But so is thunder and lightning Clint Eastwood.
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From The Notebook. Staying in love with the same person for youre the rest of your life is a miracle. Staying in love for more than 5 years is almost impossible.
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