But a little chocolate now and then doesnt hurt. Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.
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Funny Love Quotes For Valentines Day. Here are a few love quotes that will make your Valentines Day cards funny. Make your partner family friends and social media followers laugh with a funny quote about love this Valentines Day. Funny Valentines Day Quotes.
Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch. I scoured the internet for some things to make you smile. Besides being my best friend you are the best Valentine as well.
The most important things in life should be with you. Its funny how we set qualifications to the right person to love when we know at the back of our heads the person whom we truly love will always be an exception. 80 percent of my socks are single but I have never seen them crying because of that.
I am yours No Refunds. By Albert Einstein. Love Quotes This Valentines Day.
To comfort your sister if shes alone during Valentines day you may say. No dates can substitute for you. This Feb14 live laugh and love with these funny Valentines Day quotes.
I do truly hope that you feel love and appreciation on Valentines Day because I do surely love and appreciate you. Corny Love Jokes and Flirty Knock-Knock Jokes for Valentines Day Love is being stupid together Paul Valery Honesty is the key to a relationship. Valentine just a few words to tell you how I love you.
Happy Valentines Day. The best thing about love is its ability to make us giggle like school kids. I have loved you since the first day I saw you.
All You Need Is Love and Wine. The only bubble in the flat champagne of February is Valentines Day. This Home Runs On Love Laughter and Bottles of Really Good Wine Image by.
I think you are suffering from a lack of ME. Funny Valentines Day Quotes for Wife. You were minus I was plus.
They say Valentines are for the loved ones I say Valentines are for you my friend. Valentines Day is a sham created by card companies to reinforce and exploit gender stereotypes. Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch.
Oh heres an idea. All you need is love. Schulz American cartoonist People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
The holiday that reminds you that if you dont have a special someone youre alone. Whether youre single or in a relationship these sayings will brighten your day. Funny Valentines Day Quotes from Famous People.
If you have to force it its probably just hit. Wondrous Wall Art. My sweetheart told to me I can do with him anything I desire on Valentines Day so I tied him up and went to the dance club.
Its perfectly acceptable to look to the experts even better comedians for cute and funny Valentines Day quotes to make a heartfelt card more fun especially if your partner is also a love cynic who would rather laugh at the days absurdity than revel in sentimentality. Valentines Day can get a bit sappy so these quotes are the perfect way to lighten things up a bit. Behind every successful man is a woman behind her is his wife.
He or she lucky enough to have a lover in frigid antsy February has cause for celebration indeed Tom Robbins Jitterbug Perfume. Top 30 Funny Valentines Day Quotes Valentines Day puts a lot of pressure on men to find the right gifts to say and do the right things. All you need is love.
It was no accident that our ancestors pinned Valentines Day on Februarys shirt. All I need is your hand in mine to be blissfully happy this Valentine Day I love you Valentines Day Quotes For Her You are my strength my joy and my one true love. Love is a grave mental disease.
Make sure to share them with a friend. By Cathy Carlyle. Im your Valentines day gift.
By Groucho Marx. Looking for more Valentines Day ideas. But a little chocolate now and then doesnt hurt Charles M.
Lets make pictures of our internal organs and give them to other people we love on Valentines Day. These funny quotes for Valentines Day will put a lighthearted spin on a holiday that shouldnt be taken too seriously. 100 Funny Valentines Day Quotes.
Here are some happy Valentines day quotes for him funny to make him laugh and love you more. Thats not weird at all 3 Mike Primavera. Plus you dont need a couples therapist to tell.
Funny Valentines Day Quotes. Here are my top 20 funny quotes about love. Behind every successful man is a woman behind her is his wife.
Whether youre madly in love or dreading what today might bring we can all use a laugh. Love is a lot like gas. Maybe some Chocolate and a nap.
But mostly the love Image by. Im just wondering how to put you in my purse. Love Like Wine Gets Better With Time Image by.